Brighten up a boring day with this list of The best science jokes for kids!
These science jokes are great icebreakers, conversation starters, and a fun way to start discussions in the classroom and at home!
Science jokes for kids
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
They have all the solutions!
How do mathematicians avoid negative numbers?
He stops at nothing to avoid them.
What do physicists like to eat?
Fission chips.
Why did computer scientists catch cold?
There were too many windows open 🙂
What is a biologist's favorite item of clothing?
Genes!
Why can't you trust an atom?
They make everything up!
What did one ion say to another ion?
I have my ion in you.
What is a biologist's favorite type of photography?
A cell-fie
Why did the physicist break with the biologist?
There was no chemistry
What is the most boring element?
Bohrio
That's all. No more scientific jokes left…the other argon.
Animal jokes for kids
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Freezing!
What time do ducks wake up in the morning?
To the sound of dawn
Why don't fish like tennis?
They are afraid of the net!
What do whales eat for lunch?
Fish and boats!
What do you call a hippopotamus that stands on one leg?
A Hoppo
What do you get if you cross a computer with a crocodile?
Lots of bytes!
Why don't penguins and polar bears get along?
They are polar opposites!
What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot?
A walkie talkie
What is an angry kangaroo called?
I'm jumping crazy!
Last updated on November 9, 2023 by Emma Vanstone
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